Can it be a series of SAT style analogies but like
Jan : Planing ::
a) PVD : enginerd bike solutions
b) Grant : sticks
c) Prolly : redactionary history
if there were a supreme being and she/he were to manifest its presence to you, what form would it take?
a) jan heine
b) jobst brandt
c) a bear, knocking over a trashcan, because bears don’t give a fuck. eat snacks fuck da police
if a bicycle mechanic tells you to avoid using grease on a quill stem…
a: nod approvingly
b: start a calm debate
c: 360 double middle finger moonwalk away
if a bicycle mechanic tells you to avoid using grease on a square taper spindle…
a: nod approvingly
b: start a calm debate
c: 360 double middle finger moonwalk away
if a bicycle mechanic tells you to avoid using grease on a half link chain…
a: nod approvingly
b: start a calm debate
c: 360 double middle finger moonwalk away
[quote=turpencat]if there were a supreme being and she/he were to manifest its presence to you, what form would it take?
a) jan heine
b) jobst brandt
c) a bear, knocking over a trashcan, because bears don’t give a fuck. eat snacks fuck da police[/quote]
d) Fred, buck naked drinking a big can of BLL in a river creek.
[quote=Viggen]
d) Fred, buck naked (except for Stephen draped around his neck) drinking a big can of BLL in a river creek.[/quote]
Guise, I suggested this months ago in the form of a single 200 word essay locked to the new guy thread until further permissions are granted. Why, because it mirrors spammy behavior and lets us enjoy the full spectrum that cares to browse tarck.
200 words no more, no less with at least 1 BAAW
i like the essay idea.
d)
i endorse either of these courses of action
[quote=halbritt]One simply needs to ask to be added to the secret club of people that gets to post without the anti-spam bullshit.
I almost said, “prove you’re a human” but spammers gave up trying to write bots to beat captchas and started paying humans to do 'em.[/quote]
May I please be added to the secret club of people that gets to post without the anti-spam bullshit?