Anti bike theft stickers

[quote=cheeky bugger]Note. This anti-theft device is not guaranteed to work in any way.
However I have stuck them to my shiney new red bike and can confirm it hasn’t been stolen yet. 13 days of not being stolen in London probably equates to 7 years of non-stealing in the friendly countryside.[/quote]

all my bikes have real scratches

I thought there was going to be some sort of super tiny james bond-esque tracking device within the stickers.

Why is real life never as cool as the movies?

If I ever see those I’m stealing the bike just on principle.

i saw this bike today who scratched off all his paint then let it rust, painful to see but ultimate anti theft

my bike has real stickers.

I have this one.

id steal JUST the stickers

…using a knife.

A condom on the bars is much cheaper and much more effective.

cover whole bike with “FUCK” stickers

anti bike accident sticker

downsize that shit.

i know a guy who rusted out his cross frame. he has a small can of wd40 on the seat post to rust it more. also bright orange rear rim. pretty sure the reasoning behind it wan’t anti-theft

[quote=e]anti bike accident sticker


If I rode for Team Sky, I’d love to have a few of those stickerz on my biek 'cause…