OMFg

Wow. That is some shit.
Can someone summarize plz? Not in a spot to listen, but gotta have my drama NOW!
Unrelated: Argonaut is on my dog-walking/coffee getting route, but their door says “by appointment only” so I haven’t stuck my head in yet to Snoop around.
Stick your head in and snoop
We want intel and spy photos 
This
customer is an arsehole, shop owner is an arsehole. Each in their own way.
“I do have photos! Taken on a leica I might add”
that’s about when I closed the tab
He’s a polite jerk
Dan’s an angry jerk
FTFY
sram makes hydro rim brakes that aren’t from 1995.

“I want hydraulic brakes, but I want them to suck a lot. Can you do that?”
WTH thread is 
For the worst of both worlds
“Shigura” is definitely a thing that other people have done. Apparently it’s fine if you just use Shimano mineral oil.
That bike sucks absolute shit, though.
The fuck is that clampity bottle doing on the saddlepost when there are 2 empty cages on the dt?
To let potential cat 6 competitors know that you’ve been out for a long ride.
mid ride bidet, needs a cutout saddle tho
I hereby officially nominate Squirrel for the best comment tarcklebee of the new forum