Bike blerg thread

Your bike sucks and our team of experts are working around the clock to prove it?

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not clicking any of those links, gonna just assume that prolly is picking a fight in order to garner attention

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New t-shirt?!

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Isn’t Prolly’s beef with Bikepacking.com that they stole his aesthetic of cartoon animals/ cartoon animals with lines on them?


lol like no one ever made a woodcut/lino/etc animal before

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the traditional Australian response would be “have a sook, cunt”

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Ftfm

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Is that documented somewhere?

I learned this by talking to communists from groups with slightly different communist philosophies. They fucking hated each other.

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See also churches (and I guess most religions). The closer their beliefs are aligned the more they hate each other.

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narcissism of small differences

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Heretic

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lol, just watched the vid. He claims he developed the “illuminated bike on black background” in 2014 and debuted it in on his site in 2015 and “has the receipts”, or somesuch. Well motherfucker, the below pic is of my bike from cycleexif from 2014. How d’you like them receipts? Whom copied whomst?

There’s gotta be many similar shoots from before 2014.

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no only prolly has ever had a studio floodlight flash or matte backdrop EVER

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he’s a fun combination of “strident cult leader who’s also an eager joiner”

from @tarckshoop-blog on Tumblr

with a bonus Jan Heine in the cuck chair the day before the first oregon outback

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just wasted a few minutes on the tarckshoop, rediscovered this gem

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The most damning bit for me is admitting he has such paucity of imagination as to believe this is a signature achievement. Surely there are better accomplishments he could be credited with?

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Like selling the radavist for a packet and buying it back for a pittance?

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Prolly ‘Anish Kapoor’ Is Not Probably, trademark owner of the color black for bike backgrounds

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