Bike blerg thread

My nephew just graduated from HS and is going straight into getting his realtor’s license stuff. I’m glad he’s pursuing something, but it sorta feels like the “hustle culture” BS is to blame for it.

Wanna know what other MLM pyramid schemes are currently successful? Look at what your local realtors are wearing or drinking or promoting on instagram.

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Should buy them all up and put the brands on rock bros and westcycling products. Like what they do with polaroid, westinghouse, and sharper image

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I dated a girl whose mom worked in an RE office back home. Their one IT guy was constantly getting caught looking at porn at work, but no one wanted to fire him because he was the one IT guy.

We broke up because she sucked and now she has a realtor profile at the same office.

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in order to get the tm we need to actually use the mark for commerce. so someone would have to print stickers or something and then sell them. it has to be fairly recent which is why we failed last time.

i bet AI could do that filing pretty well. paying an attorney is ridiculous it costs like a thousand dollars.

or we could simply do nothing and donate that money to some charity

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File as telecommunications services with a separate intent to use filing for merch. The existence of the former helps defend the latter.

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rivendell newsletter never disappoints

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Heluva marketing push from riv
“Come thru, no need to buy anything, just rinse your butthole”

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Making an appointment to take a shit

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shit with a stick

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the Riv arc from dadbikes to musa pantschat to bidetchat

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You think they’ll put a wool and twine cozie on the bidet remote

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Gross

I have this toilet and it’s changed my life.

Same offer as Grant, come by and spray ya poopholes if you’re in my neck of the woods, no charge but I will tell you VERY long stories through the bathroom door.

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How much do you charge for this service

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZkUEgGnbas/?img_index=8&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Astounding, intriguing, wat in tarnation

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Soma is killing off the rim brake Buena Vista mixte. Sorta bummed, always wanted to throw an internal hub on one for a town bike.

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Track champ Sammie bradbury showed up on world star today
Or so I was told