doing this.
1 minute to shit? you’re cheating yourself, bro. I never get up before my legs are completely numb.
now the poop-duration anonymous thread.
I bought a ton of shit off velo-orange and ebikestop today that I don’t need…noooooo
i put some tubes in the downstairs bathroom and pooped in the upstairs bathroom…
long poops are where its at. 3 minute minimum but no longer than 10 minutes usually unless im sick, stoned, drunk or avoiding something/someone.
can’t get a good prairie-dogging sesh in if you’re a 1 minute pooper
Truth. I’m pretty damn confident that one of the Arione / Aliante / Antares is perfect for me, I just haven’t ponied up to find out yet. From there I want to try the MTB version too for bikes that see gnar.
I love love love my Berthoud Aspin, but I got mine used for $150, and that was a steal. I really want to try the narrow version, but it’s $200 for the steel one, though at least they hold their value really well. Even then I am just not a bad enough dude to own 5 of them.
I have a subscription to National Geographic.
I read almost every article in every issue.
I only read NG while shitting.[/quote]
I guess you like to smell your own poop
Not me (shrugs)
I have a subscription to National Geographic.
I read almost every article in every issue.
I only read NG while shitting.[/quote]
I guess you like to smell your own poop
Not me (shrugs)[/quote]
double flush man, double flush.
Lovin the new thread title.
y’all ain’t healthy if it takes you 10 minutes to poop.
try eating more fiber and veggies
how long till we get poopin in the thread title?
[quote=FIXIE STAR]y’all ain’t healthy if it takes you 10 minutes to poop.
try eating more fiber and veggies[/quote]
yadadadamsayintho
marathon poopin ain’t about how long it takes you to get it out
it’s about how many pages of your throne reading ti takes you to remember where you are
Exactly.
I live in a shithole apt with the bathroom right next to the entry door. The other day i heard someone complaining that the hallway smelled like shit right after i got out.
I loled and started using incense cause i’m a curteous neighbor.
Plus double flush then max.
You ever find a flush half way through stifles the rest of the session? Not tryna get plunger action.
Also, angry birds is a tumesuck
Also, anybody got a DA FD in braze or 31.8 laying around?
Safety flush midway during bm session is always good idea. I don’t poop long in winter coz bathroom never gets warm. Ditto with summer except hot as balls. Spring/fall are the best seasons for charming the coffee snakes atmo.
I’m one of those that take a while. Not because I’m struggling, but because I’m relaxing. Letting it happen with ease is a skill that can be cultivated. Gives you time to yourself, to reflect, maybe get some reading done. I get plenty of fiber and vegetables and when I don’t, It’s disappointing because then I have to actually use some effort to bring things to a conclusion.
speaking of pooping and cycling
why is it mandatory to poop like 3x before a bike race?
i can’t figure it out, but for some reason, minimum of 3 poops before a bike race.