Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not

That looks weird

Ugh not those again

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remember the ones that were just literally flip flops glued to a rat trap pedal?

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his name is GOAT

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oh for fuck’s sake of COURSE he’s in the Crust orbit.

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You haven’t lived until you’ve skinned the end of your big toe.

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My question remains, how do you do a surprise stop while riding barefoot without tearing your soles off

I feel like a fairly competent rider these days but I feel like within a month I would fuck my feet up in a gravel parking lot

Wow. Even the crusty “agility in the mountains” kids had shoes.

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I know it would probably be gross to look at but am pretty disappointed there are no pictures of feet on those pedals

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I apologize to everyone and am full of regret

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looks like you just got yourself a new avatar image

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looks like a frame from the recordings in Event Horizon

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Aren’t you like not supposed to support your whole body weight by your toes for extended periods of time?

Normally I’d agree but I really don’t want to look at that every day.

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Presumably you could use toe shoes. Not sure why you would do that though…

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I’m sure these are perfectly serviceable wheels but to not put a Promax disco sticker on the hub is a huge miss.

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For why?