Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not

1.2 bongs and it’s presta only, wtf.

your correct on #1 but not on #2. the back side of the presta head is a schrader valve so you can unscrew the presta clippy guy off and screw the schrader at the end of the hose onto your wheel barrow tire to pump it up

Still unacceptable

I’m the one who posted it in this thread!

Okay it’s doubly unacceptable

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86 grams? Pathetic…

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from Imgflip Meme Generator

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If you actually posed this photo yourself, tarcklebee

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“I gotta try to take a shift”

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But why

They talk about brazing it on like it ain’t no thang. You’d think they’d do a clamp on version, too. Most of the OG’s were clamp on.

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50% recycled plastic, aka 50% new plastic molded into a proprietary, difficult to service, 37 lb singlespeed

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strap!

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trash doesn’t fall far from the landfill

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using a beer can for the through axle is smart

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but at least it looks like shit

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If only there were bicycle-shaped things being discarded on a regular basis, that we could somehow re-use.

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They should put green machine graphics on it

No need to lube or maintain a bike that’s too ugly to want to ride

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