Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not

Pubes, make it look like a crow.

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Can’t right now but I was thinking more plague doctor than crow.

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Smiling grant sickos yes tarcklebee nod.

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Crank bolt remover tool seen on AliExpress

Never in my life have I wished such a tool existed.

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For some Dub cranks it probably comes in handy versus doing the “wrap an inner tube around the crank and hex wrench” method of boosting your loosening leverage.

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I’m picturing a terrible slingshot so I need a bit more explanation

I’ve done this a few times to remove stubborn Dub cranks. It works, but if I were a shop mechanic I’d consider the special tool instead.

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But… why not just put a cheater bar on your 8 or 10mm Allen wrench?

agreed, although you still need a way to stop the cranks from rotating

The inner tube thing actually doesn’t take that long and using a cheater bar means you either need another person or you have to securely strap the NDS crank to the frame.

Also it’s kind of amazing how strong a normal butyl inner tube is.

That tube method is hilarious. I can see a use case for the special tool for the kind of person that would rather buy a tool than use natural leverage.

Remove wheels. Put bike on floor. Put nds pedal on floor, step on pedal. Push down on long handle 8mm. 100% success rate.

@Elliott has seen me do this.

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I hope that tool is strong enough so that when something is stuck bad enough that you really need it, some little part of it doesn’t just break instead. But I wouldn’t have a lot of faith.

Picturing it at work on a triple shows a good sense of the target demographic though.

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IIRC CeramicSpeed introduced the first version of it

https://ceramicspeed.com/products/crank-bolt-removal-tool

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okay now when they do it it’s fucking civilized wrenching :face_with_steam_from_nose:

I broke my first arm bungee jumping from a tree using bicycle tubes

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I broke my second arm getting super jumped off the trampoline and landing on the stump of that tree after it was cut down

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how’d you interact with the stump grinder?

Idk I was like 11 when the tree got cut down