i really like the bikecymple because i’m not sure how you’d pedal it exactly
Having ridden a freak bike like the bikecymple, dude I don’t know. It’s so insanely hard to ride.
Sounds so creepy. Not allowed within 1 mile of schools creepy.
Next product from the pediscope team is a new cyclocross tire. The pedifile is the premier file tread race tire specifically designed for the local training series at your nearby middle School. The tread pattern is quick to grab and the casing is thin and supple.
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this tugged at my dadstrings
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That would be a great way for a kid to drop things and potentially get into danger darting into the middle of the road to pick them up.
Picture seven of these things whipping around a busy skatepark on any given Sunday, while the parents stare at their phones.
Wow. That’s impressively, um, impressive.
theft proof because nobody wants that janky ass bike??
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Never be sure your saddle is at the correct height/angle ever again.
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Jesus that is idiotic. Locking a bike is so simple. Yet so many stupid solutions.
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Never be sure you can extract that giant ass seatpost after a rainy week again.
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These people find the simplest aspects of cycling and then just fuck it all up.
Can’t be bothered to carry a lock? Now your bike is an impossibly complicated lock that kinda sucks as a bike.
Feel like a dork wearing your incorrectly sized Walmart helmet? How about one that looks like a comically huge baseball cap, or maybe you’d prefer the exploding neck scarf.
Pushing pedals around in circles too complicated? How about a god damned treadmill and stair master with 2 fucking wheels and a handlebar sticking out?
Bike racks too heavy? Fucking suction cups.
Like mashing the pedals without changing gears? We squished your chainring into an oval, give us money.
Afraid of chains? We put handlebars on a unicycle.
Afraid of pedals too? Here’s a small hammock to sit in suspended from a ‘bike’ whose design is inspired by the St. Louis arch.
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Wow. Hadn’t thought about that abomination in a while.
Sorry.
Not sorry
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Unwashed heathen!
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I’m actually with Orc on this one, I don’t think bió-pacê is the worst idea ever.
What’s.this one about a hammock?