Dammit: Post your bike

vegan steak

this always does it for me.

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Fuckin chicken fried tofu is good, because it’s breaded AND fried.

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As long as there’s no pretense of the tofu playing the role of chicken, I’m all good dressing that sh*t up. It is tofu after all.
Christopher’s in Somerville had buffalo chicken fried tofu back when I lived there, and I would still kill for the recipe.

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I’m no vegetarian, but I love me some vegetarian food. When I want something that mimics the tast and texture of meat, I eat meat.

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@bward1028 I was thinking of roasted squash or pumpkin chunks as a veggie trail steak, but I think cauliflower would have a better texture

ive never tried to make chicken fried tofu. it sounds great, but i’m also a v lazy cook and it involves some steps to bread/fry things. i would probably do up like some fried non breaded tofu in cubes or some kinda marinaded tempeh thing. i dunno.

i actually dont mind some fake meats. i love the beyond meat sausages and burgers. them sausages would be great alongside some mashed potatoes

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I’ll fuck up an impossible burger. And I eat meat regular.

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Fair. Well said.

Was jealous of @wickedwagon 's Poseidon thing so I went in the garage and mangled my trashbar commuter into this

The rear rubs with any pedaling force, guess I’ll have to use the chameleon for dirt fix

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holy toe overlap, but i don’t hate it

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this is messing with me. Brain says backwards or bent fork but clearly it is not. This is all I can think of

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@BicyclePears has gone too far.

Good Lord that thing is dumb.

Like, good dumb

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It’s approximately as unridable as it looks. Only about an inch of clearance from crank overlap

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haha I was thinking you might buzz your chainring :joy:
But hey I’m all for a nice tight wheelbase, might even be able to throw some nose wheelies in between keo spins

You can go straight and that’s all that matters

And sick whipskids for turns.

Everytime I look at that bike I like it more.

ā€œDoes this wheelbase make my tires look big?ā€

Honestly thought it was some sort of weirdo 30-something inch tire velo.

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I love a good mtb track bike, but you cannot tell me that any aspect of riding that bike is pleasurable.