Juan Pelota Finally Caves

im not the brightest bulb in the building
but what i read from that abstract alludes to him racing clean back in the day
and his performance loss is more due to gaining mass than losing fitness due to age

I can’t fucking stand Facebook (even more than usual) right now because of all the insta cycling pundits. So much hero worship and USA USA chest beating. So little perspective. Gah.

gah, really?

i work in a fucking market/cafe.

and i got the bakerbros who haven’t ridden a bike since grade school spoutin’ off with their atmos.

fuck it.

dude doped. got what was coming. that settled it. the entire peloton was on the same shit.

imagine if ullrich didnt train in the off season by drinking beer and snacking

So god damn tired of everyone asking me what I think about this.

+1
Wish I had a better answer than “gee, on the one hand…”

I rode my bike in to work last Friday. Cruising up on the elevator with my bike and some random dude stares at my bike, looks at me, then asks, “you hear about Lance?”

Fuuu.

All I wanted to say was, “HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT JENS MOTHERFUCKING VOIGT!”

but I didn’t.

[quote=halbritt]dude stares at my bike, looks at me, then asks, “you hear about Lance?”
[/quote]
who?

OH FUCK DID LANCE HENRIKSEN DIE!!! WHY GOD, WHY!!!

rest in peace
lance bass

http://www.forbes.com/sites/trevorbutterworth/2012/08/28/the-kafkaesque-trial-of-lance-armstrong-a-former-federal-prosecutor-on-the-us-anti-doping-agencys-disregard-for-due-process/

real good article on due process in the whole trial

I’m hoping that the USADA crashes and burns because of this bullshit.

uci too

eff em all

and boom
here’s a good one

http://www.sportsscientists.com/2012/08/the-armstrong-fallout-thoughts-and.html

forsake all other dope journalists before him

[quote=captain]n we kin wait

until USADA makes its report public

n we kin wait

until the UCI decides to strip him

n we kin wait

until until it goes to the CAS

n we kin wait until he takes it back to federal court

oh

n we kin wait

til the Johan case arbitrates

n we kim wait

tuh see if the UCI will ban him

n we kin wait

it the CAS uphold s it

n we kin wait

till the UCI corruption case happens

n we kin wait

fer truth an conciliation

n we kin wait

like we always wait

till our Tecate’s gone warm

n

the point forgotten[/quote]

http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/28669486776/at-least-nobody-seems-to-have-gotten-aids
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/28664073402/uci-faces-lifetime-ban-in-armstrong-conspiracy
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/28811693065/expert-analysis-uci-vs-usada
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/29392085904/jonathan-vaughters-explained
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30010979954/7-yellow-tea-leaves
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30128744743/expert-analysis-lance-concedes-battle-cycling-looses-war
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30184403698/1-a-the-integrated-pattern-of-human-behavior
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30368613648/i-remember-frank-shorter-usadas-chairman-and-an
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30373016343/if-captain-where-tryin-to-hide-data-thissus
http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/30389834790/in-the-spring-of-2010-some-riders-of-a-pro-tour

the captain gets me
if something cannot be solved over some tecates and homemade salsa & chips
it’s probably not my fuckin problem

That needs to be on a tshirt or beer cozy.

I am amazed at what that guy seems to know.

he’s douggie²

of course he’s an all-knowing mega-cad

jesus, i forgot how much i loved capn

http://captaintbag.tumblr.com/post/29695148517/captain-to-endorse-womens-cycling#post-notes