Juan Pelota Finally Caves

[quote=lukasz]PS this is a really cool documentary that ends in the most hilarious way possible vis a vis the present of cycling. Three hours of awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTTEzTkazPw[/quote]

Cool. I love these kind of documentaries.

DFL, I’m not saying the folks you’re describing didn’t have compromised fine motor skills, just that it’s possible to experience the relaxant effects of alcohol without losing them.

The sweet spot is somewhere between 1 and 2 drinks for most folks.

That perfectly explains my billiards and darts playing skill-vs-time graph while at a bar.

edit did not know the stuff, thanks for bring up dfl.

Works for billiards, darts, welding, girls, and other things.

Date doping. I might need some of that. lol.

Seriously?

Try this: Setup a date and about a half hour before you leave queue up 10 minutes of the funniest shit you’ve ever seen. Dunno what that is, but find something that makes you laugh. Just before you get ready to take off, knock back 2-3oz of 80 proof spirit.

That’s just solid advice for leaving the house.

That’s just the usual casual dropping of street knowledge Heath does on the regular. :bear:

Flashback lulz:

Short answer: BB bankin’ and EPO microdosin’, dude.

Sat through the Armstrong Lie. Worth a torrent.

Is a great movie. Need to watch it again.

For those already too far down the rabbit hole…

http://wheelmenthebook.com/source-docs.html

I’m sure those who contributed to the Floyd Fairness Fund are that much closer to getting a refund.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/cycling/2014/04/09/lance-armstrong-named-names-written-answers-doping/7532825/

Was that a terribly written article, or is it just me?
In another response, Armstrong stated, “Armstrong would typically supervise his own use of PEDs,”

I guess it could just be he was writing in 3rd person for the deposition, but, come on, man bracket that shit so it makes sense.
So these were written answers for a lawsuit he settled a day before being deposed in person?

That’s my understanding. I was going to download the original Floyd litigation documents to avoid reading that USA Today crap, but it requires me to create an account. That’s the moment where I realize I’m too busy at work to probably even be reading the crap article. Will have to gloss over these later:

He should have always been this game for goofballery… everyone would like him more.

There are TONS of people who still like, nay, worship the ground he walks on. He’s still cancer jesus, no matter what he did to get cancer or to become jesus. It’s fun to juxtapose the vitriol on Betsy Andreu’s FB with those who comment worship on Lance’s Strava account.

That said, the dude’s telomeres aren’t standing up to the stress of the last few years. He’s aged a little less gracefully. The video looks entertaining, but I’ll need to wait to get home before I can watch with audio. Is he mimicking Matt Stephens, Dan Lloyd, and the GCN crew?

Riis and Contador gotta be feeling a little warm under the collar now.