Short, shameful confession

Oh shit. Me too

Oh shit. Me too[/quote]
oh yeah for sure this.

how??
how do you skidmark your chamois?
poopin’ in the woods with no TP?

I only take two showers a week. Sometimes three

Shartlife

[quote=aerobear]how??
how do you skidmark your chamois?
poopin’ in the woods with no TP?[/quote]

Hairy but. No way that’s getting spotless after a 4 on the Bristol scale. You’d need wet wipes for that bad boy. I think the lil poo particles get washed out by sweat. Then it ends up in your fart alley on your bibs. Nbd.

http://www.amazon.com/Stall-Mates-Flushable-individually-go/dp/B00PRJT9RY

If you haven’t pooped before you leave, and you know you’re gonna poop before you get back, you would do well to carry a few wipeys. To prevent shit stains in your chamois.

C’mon bros.

bidet fixed all chamois stains.

Butthose

becomes hard to distinguish from the blood stains atmo

In (after) a pinch, you can use a little extra TP and spit in it for the final wiping and you’ll get a significantly better clean. Best avioided after eating spicy foods.

okay I’m a scumbag but I don’t have poo stains in my chamois. come on guys

I’ve been riding home every night the last couple of months on a bike with no headlight.

Eta: it has a dyno wheel

I sweat profusely on every ride. 5 min late nite gummy run or weekend beat myself up outing.

God me too such a crappy habit

I like my LHT

I wanna buy migs xtracycle but I literally can’t because I don’t have money

I’m having a hard time telling my friends that I haven’t finished my MTB build

[quote=crowding]I’ve been riding home every night the last couple of months on a bike with no headlight.

Eta: it has a dyno wheel[/quote]
I do this all the time. whatevs.