TDF 2012 caption contest (w/ spoilers, duh)

I had juice and milk in bags in elementary and middle school. But that was in FL, which is even more fucking weird than Canadia.

[quote=teach me how to douggie]oh he’s still doing that blog?
thats cool[/quote]
Doug is like the Internet version of the lovable guy with funny comebacks on every sitcom ever

Doug = patton oswalt on king of queens

Aller aux putes? Ah, tout de suite après, oui

He looks way too good in those fishnets.

Isn’t Nico Rosberg busy this weekend?

Doogie Howser, Professional Cyclist

“This Paul Van Dyk track is melting my face. Where’s my VapoRub?”

So take a good look at my face
You’ll see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer, it’s easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

Well actually I’m too dehydrated to cry, but y’know…

LOL.

you watch king of queens? wtf

No, I just like to think of Doug as Patton Oswalt

Don’t get strung out by the way I look.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
I’m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I’m one hell of a lover.

lol

…aaaaaand this why I love tarck.

Sup dawg