i just had a great idea for a poopbarning cassette similar to a sram powerdome that doubles as your camp cookware.
GENIUS
Million dollar idea thread.
Iād love to have one of those cassettes to plant a succulent in or something.
This is my first post, in which I combine Crust Bikeās marketing with Thoreauās āWaldenā, behold!
āFor human society I was obliged to conjure a new stead for the former occupants of these woods. Within the memory of many of my townsmen the road near which my house stands resounded with the laugh and gossip of an old timey touring bike, and the woods which I shredded the gnar, were notched and dotted here and there with their little gardens and dwellings. 1ā threaded because it was then much more shut in by the forest than now. In some places, 26" tyres and drop bars, the pines would scrape both sides of a chaise at once, and women and children who were compelled to go this way romancing the gravel did on foot and they did it with fear, and often ran a good part of the distance. Introducing the Norsk skogkatt pre orders 2020"
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Needs more commas
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Oh for fucks sake
i didnāt read it because it was not a photo of a bike
Opening with prose is a bold move.
I fuckin hate Thoreau. Goddamn wanker. I also fuckin hate your photo of a bike because it looks like intentional wanking, combining the absolutely masturbatory output of a boutique bike ābrandā with Thoreau, a long-established (and thankfully deceased) handwaving bloviator.