The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

[lantius]

Are people barfing because of the small-tire content? Maybe what this thread needs is some BIG 'UNS?

(Looks like the tires were TOO BIG, and forced the barends to get cropped out! Bummer.)

[lantius]

Also people scoff at bucket panniers but they really were the pinnacle of bicycle touring technology for their time. Far superior to trailers, for example.

(One of the key problems with trailers is that your asshole friends are just going to make you carry all the beer and their camp chairs.)

[turpentine]

and pool noodles.

[Elliott]

I thought we reached max capacity of seattleite tarck folks, like, 5 years ago? Mods are you asleep? Just kidding of course. But for real, newest seattle bro, your bikes do indeed suck and I don’t need a team of experts to prove it.

[Timarchylime]

Yeah, new guy is kind of dull with all the normal weird bikes and the “I don’t care what you think of me” attitude.

[anon24974279]

Criticizing these bikes would be like criticizing someone who cant read

[drwelby]

I thought Lantius was already on here…

[Master_Stabby]

@lantius

Hi Tarck, long-time lurker, first time poster. Here’s my bike, criticize away:

No no post a photo of you riding the rohloff pugsley.

[Emor_please]

@Elliott

I thought we reached max capacity of seattleite tarck folks, like, 5 years ago? Mods are you asleep? Just kidding of course. But for real, newest seattle bro, your bikes do indeed suck and I don’t need a team of experts to prove it.

I moved away so there was an open slot

[Jacobell]

Is this another reddit reject

[Emor_please]

@lantius

…Also people scoff at bucket panniers but they really were the pinnacle of bicycle touring technology for their time. Far superior to trailers, for example.(One of the key problems with trailers is that your asshole friends are just going to make you carry all the beer and their camp chairs.)

I know exactly where that photo was taken and fuck I miss being a cyclist in Seattle

[Master_Stabby]

Point83 is growing up and moving to Tarck.

[Kryptotal_Bogan]

what happened to recruiting directly from the PLP discord?

[LASER_BEIGE]

Should we rename this place to tarck.69 or tarckpoint69 or whatever the seattle bike club is called

[drwelby]

gonna be tough, they love Panaracer and Velocity stuff over there

[lantius]

@Timarchylime

Yeah, new guy is kind of dull with all the normal weird bikes and the “I don’t care what you think of me” attitude.

Normal weird bikes! I’m hurt.

Anyhow here’s a picture of my Elephant:

And here’s one of my Ocean Air Cycles Rambler:

And here’s a couple of the Long Haul Trucker’s I’ve owned:

[b-roll]

this guy’s been reading our mail

[drwelby]

he’s squatting in our attic

[lantius]

Okay, okay. Palate cleanser time. Here’s the most recent bicycle I assembled. This thing is beige curtains against an off-white wall. This is plain rice, no salt. I present to you the least interesting bicycle in the world:

[sleve_mcdichael]

@drwelby

he’s squatting in our attic

because he can’t figure out how to use the unnecessarily complicated bidet?