The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

Ha, it did. I’ve had this bike for a few years, the squishy tape the original owner put on was getting torn up and the electrical tape is a “temporary fix” that’s a few months old now.

What kind of electrical tape is the question. Super 88 or gtfo.

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hey new guy, please put real tape on, at least for the safety of other cyclists.
welcome, enjoy your stay.
please contribute

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You either don’t ride much or don’t mind melted electrical tape and adhesive all over your hands

This is the most mortifying nu guy feature in my time here

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strong contender at least

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Fender stays are pleasingly parallel :man_shrugging:

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Yeah what the fuck is going on here. I’d rather ride bare metal bars than electrical tape!

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Gotta say, I ride a fair amount and I’ve had no issues with adhesive melt and it’s also insanely grippy. Now I’m wondering if it actually is electrical tape? It was at the bottom of my toolbox, unlabeled.

your kevin fenderlines are immaculate and you are now a moderator of this website.

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Please remove electrical tape and replace with spray adhesive

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Expanding foam might be a nice touch. Maybe a lil foam drip stalagtite as a treat?

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Thank you, they are also completely silent. The fenders were deeply frustrating to install but it was worth it for this honor.

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oh i just saw the fender near the seat tube. thats not great but also not terrible.

youre pretty much a roll of bar tape and a setback seatpost away from being best buds with all these shartmo bear knock over can people here.

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It was way better before I slammed the wheel to the back of the dropout. Will probably undo that soon. I got frustrated trying to realign the set screws and said to hell with it.

maybe next time you wont buy a bike with god damned labyrinths for dropouts.

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wrap ya bars ya goof

This is the correct answer. Get yourself a black mountain road plus or whatever and sell that surly for entirely more than it’s worth. You will need to add bar tape, though, that electrical tape shit is :colbert:

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Between the angle of your shifters and the electrical tape I asume you don’t like having feelings in your hands. Are you one of those people who take hot pans out of the oven with out an oven mitt?

Pubes and Gucci polo with the tough love

New guy your bike sucks and we’re experts

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#1 hokey tape

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