The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

cousinmosquito · September 22, 2018, 12:33am

I had a pretty freaky Onsen experience in Japan. Put my night-gown in the locker. Got my little wrist band with key, had my soak. Came out, looked for my locker, noticed that the numbers on the wrist band didn’t exactly match with any locker… Just me and my little towel… I was pretty freaked for a while. Managed to work it out in the end.

bogus · September 24, 2018, 8:24pm

Behold, this garage door. Built in 1975 and powered by a Liftmaster brand garage door opener thing, the color could be described as “olive-ish” or “taupe?”

I was gonna take this pic on the side of the house and @Brendal_Crimpton got all, Listen, They Need to See the Garage Door.

Anyhoo I got this bike a couple days ago, please tear me a new one

spaghetti · September 24, 2018, 8:26pm

haze post

Shamp · September 24, 2018, 8:36pm

Lame haze post trend pile on comment

Orc · September 24, 2018, 8:36pm

Ow the angle on that rack.

kmcdon · September 24, 2018, 8:47pm

So where exactly is that rear light supposed to point?

ergott · September 24, 2018, 10:17pm

frank_doktor · September 24, 2018, 10:57pm

SamPilgrimYoutubeSignOff-ToTheSky.gif with sound, which is really just a movie.

bogus · September 24, 2018, 10:59pm

Great question. Towards the illusion of safety, perhaps? “The illusion of safety first,” I always say.

Andrew_Squirrel · September 24, 2018, 11:08pm

Mount a water bottle under your saddle there and you got yourself a portable light-up bidet for those late night rides back from your favorite fast food joint

Jacobell · September 24, 2018, 11:21pm

this belongs in the million dollar idea thread

Brendal_Crimpton · September 24, 2018, 11:32pm

Tc some angle keeps the nachos on the plate

kmcdon · September 25, 2018, 1:22am

This is actually great

turpentine · September 25, 2018, 1:47am

Rear bidet needs disco flicker.

I rode to a show on Saturday and couldn’t find my rear light. I found a ring with multi colored flashing leds and zip tied it to my saddle and rode into the night. Disco ass.

NKOTB · September 25, 2018, 2:11pm

Kiuasmakkara sopii nauttia vilvoittelun yhteydessä.

littletinyfish · September 25, 2018, 5:45pm

Nice chainring protector. It’d be a shame if someone were to attempt to grind on it…

Master_Stabby · September 26, 2018, 3:21am

I swear Finnish is basically someone with extra vowel keys just keyboard mashing.

sprite · September 28, 2018, 11:16pm

hello bike friends! here’s a low quality non drive side picture of my bike with the saddle really low for some reason. lay it on me.

EDIT: try to ignore the table on the front rack. some joker JB welded it to the rack and now my bike is just like that now

Straws · September 28, 2018, 11:19pm

Nooooooooo. God dammit Ian.

Brendal_Crimpton · September 28, 2018, 11:27pm

is this grinder Ian?

Edit: no not right size bike