The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

Have you tried riding in the daytime?

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But nobody can see my lights then, rendering the entire activity pointless.

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that’s just the inside they’re showing us

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Why do we keep getting new people?

Insufficient hazing

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Stfu fng

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Jk

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Could you not find a bigger pump?

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it’s tantalizingly close to that pump peg without so much as a caress

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Needs possible orcrack and boxy bag to remedy all light related shenaigans.

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people fleeing the wreckage of an extremely over commodified internet atmo

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And compromise my ability to fit a very tall water bottle in my seat tube cage? Everything on this bike has a reason, a purpose, a story, a life it has lived and a future it is building.

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I dont really like your bike nu guy, but it looks like one that gets ridden a bunch which is cool and I do like.

Plz go post pics of the last weird nerd tour you did or of the shity bike lanes on your commute or whatever it is you do o that bike.

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I refuse to have any of my precious dynamo lights exposed to danger at the end of a front rack or, even worse, mounted to one side or lower than the fork crown🤢

ban

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Blue bikes look nice.

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It’s functionally identical to all our bikes but with a troll level of zip ties and joie du vivre

New person go share something in the most boring off topic thread you can find

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A solution looking for a problem

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I have at least 20 zip ties on my bike right now, and there were more when the Wald and fenders were on :colbert: