The Rivendell Rage Reader: A thread for the pure joy of hating on Grant P

That looks like every riv ever with white tires

Holy shit look how long those chainstays are

Edit: did you find this at blue lug or somethinf

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blug lues flickr

Blue Lug is like the corporate thift store - every seventh time you visit it you will find something really cool - the other six times are absolute dogshit

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chainstays be like

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but have you ridden one of these with square CS /TT lengths ?

yes it is kinda timecube “theory of everything”

his propaganda was right tho

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No man has no belly button?

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I want to ride one so bad

ok jokes aside, I haven’t, and I’m curious. I can only imagine theyre very comfortable like an old Cadillac. imagining an extreme bike that “feels like a riv”, which is something that makes perfect sense in my head but I can’t articulate further. contrary to the spirit of the thread, I like grant and his chaotic good thing. its interesting. too many things in this world aren’t interesting. Kooks are dying off fast. but why did he have to embiggen the Atlantis of all the bikes?

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Simple. Somebody showed him a picture of a Jones

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smiling_jeff_jones.emoji

I haven’t ridden drop bar Rivs with the long chainstays (my Sam is pre-chainstayitis), but the two upright Rivs I’ve owned with them (Clem, Rosco Platypus) have felt really nice. They ride a lot “lighter” and are more nimble than you’d expect given how long they are overall.

Jones CS are
LWB 483
SWB 449

To punctuate the point

A 55cm Atlantis is 535 :joy:
Timecube indeed

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I rode a long chainstay drop bar riv the other day. Felt pretty good imo. Hoping I can borrow it for a weekend and actually put some miles on it.

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they look less ridiculous in larger sizes and with larger wheels but that blue lug one might as well be a longtail

Come on Grant, make them even longer, give us the Riv cargo bike

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God dammit I’m gonna have to do it huh

It is kind of the Theory of Riv tho right:
faster backwards —> too much weight on the rear wheel. long ass chainstays push the CG more into the middle, get weight back on the front wheel

this thread is not good for my wandering ditherbrain.

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Sup

I have a soft spot for Rivs like this that don’t look precious. They look great when they’re dirty with stickers and a mismatched fork. The Calling in Sick branch of the Rivendell family tree.

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