The Rivendell Rage Reader: A thread for the pure joy of hating on Grant P

I’m never going back to rim brakes, but I do like a Riv.

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They did a batch of Sams a few years ago where black was one of the two colors. They looked real nice.

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I think when i eventually make my riv dreams come true its pretty much just that Sam

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I’ve been feeling myself get more Rivpilled lately but I kinda forget about this. Much to consider

I want an Atlantis that is a cross between the current and the Toyo

long rear end, tight front

I think I’ve settled on this:

HTA 72

STA 73.5

CS 485

Bb drop 8

TT slope 8d

A2C 420, 47 or 51 offset

To fit 29x2.2 w fenders

excuse me
this thread is supposed to be about hating on rivendell
don’t make me use the mute button

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I hate that I want a Charlie Gallop.

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I would absolutely ride one.

It’s for hating on our Kook Lord Grant, not his products!

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Part of the game here is grant makes these decisions not you

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I know right! You guys, these are brand new bikes being made with threaded steerers in 2025. This not what a good new bike looks like.

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Our hands are tied, we have no say!

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the ties are but rustic twine, free yourselves!

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Daddy says the twine cuffs are necessary to enjoy the bicycle. We cannot stop applying shellac to our own binding. We love the bicycle

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I used to want a Rivendell but then one of my favorite shops bought some frames for stock and hung them to display on pegs where I could lift them and I was cured

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the fires of Mordor can’t forge non-turdly buttways

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:man_shrugging: mine rides great

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Mine have all ridden great as well. Say whatever you want about Grant, he knows how to design bikes that ride well.

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Spotted outside my work

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pristine for a vintage bike

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