The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

What about 6’5"?

I like the squid idea, I might have to try that on one of my dumb bikes.[/quote]

Do what my kid and I do and just go nuts on the bike with indelible paint markers. It lacks the smooth transitions of a professionally painted bike, but it does mean that I have a $700 carbon fork with my daughter’s name misspelled down the left fork leg.

Truth.

LoL
Back in the day when all the short people i knew had the best frames.
That site must do a tenth of the business now that they did in 2006.

What about 6’5"?

I like the squid idea, I might have to try that on one of my dumb bikes.[/quote]

Do what my kid and I do and just go nuts on the bike with indelible paint markers. It lacks the smooth transitions of a professionally painted bike, but it does mean that I have a $700 carbon fork with my daughter’s name misspelled down the left fork leg.[/quote]

I’m still ancoue years off from being able to do that paint job. I’m also probably a couple years off from doing anything more than swapping tires on my bikes also, so…

Truth.

https://www.njs-export.com/collections/frames[/quote]
Holy shit.
i was scrolling through this sight late at night and the shape of a bicycle lost all meaning to me!

I fucking love the 90’s and unicrown forks.

I can’t tell if that will look horrible or awesome once it’s built up. I’m leaning towards horrible.

Truth.

https://www.njs-export.com/collections/frames[/quote]
Holy shit.
i was scrolling through this sight late at night and the shape of a bicycle lost all meaning to me![/quote]

If I were back to having financial security and a steady income, I’d definitely pick up one of those 53cm frame in the sub-$500 category for a shit and giggles.

NJS MTB

[quote=JLN]https://instagram.com/p/BffJ0n-n4_w/

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ugh y does that frame exist?

][quote=euclid][quote=JLN]https://instagram.com/p/BffJ0n-n4_w/

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ugh Y does that frame exist?[/quote]
I see what you did there

[quote=Rusty Piton]NJS MTB
https://www.njs-export.com/collections/frames/products/level-mountainbike-frame[/quote]
I bet that thing sucks so much


This and some tri-spokes would be the dream of the 90s. I got to ride a Y5, once. Not my favorite bike.

[quote=Rusty Piton]NJS MTB
https://www.njs-export.com/collections/frames/products/level-mountainbike-frame[/quote]

Screaming for a Clydesdale fork.

Don’t make me do it.

that’s fucking awesome

Why Cannondale hasn’t put out an Evo or CAAD12 in that paint scheme is anyone’s guess.

Knocked it out of the park with that.