the Wife Bike

she opened the pedals i put under the tree and said “You got pedals for your bike, what the hell?” me: “Noooooo” her: "Well wuh . . . . . " me: “they’re for youuur bike”

i’ll be getting poon

yes inside the strap

bahspinz already?

i did a good job

she figured out the toe flip pretty quick

so i haz fixie now?

yay

then i layed down 10 minutes of sick skidz, tarck stands, and semi-bahspinz

If me and my lady get married am I gonna have to put this much effort into getting into her pants?

yep.

duh

my dad got me the same seat, i think. Maybe its just the same design. I didn’t ask for a new one or anything. I don’t like it so far, I need to figure out a way to tell him I want a San Marco Regal instead.

Just put it this way, and this is the honest truth anyway, so there’s no reason to sugar-coat it: Saddles are pretty hit-or-miss. One man’s taint-centered fantasy saddle is another man’s ass-hatchet. Tell him you appreciate the gift, but it’s just not comfortable.

Awesome! I’ll try and take wife-bike pics myself later.

Just put it this way, and this is the honest truth anyway, so there’s no reason to sugar-coat it: Saddles are pretty hit-or-miss. One man’s taint-centered fantasy saddle is another man’s ass-hatchet. Tell him you appreciate the gift, but it’s just not comfortable.[/quote]

Yeah I took it out for a ride, and the ridges around the taint cup just dig into my skinny behind. I honestly like the Kmart NEXT saddle that I had on my bike more than this thing. (see sig velospace)

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seeing this makes me want to wrap my rises more and more every day too.

this thread is full of teh win

Yeah, jsut tell him that.

I built my gf up a cruiser bike for Christmas. I really wish I’d put in the extra effort to make it a surprise but girls are too finicky and I didn’t feel like working on a bike she might never ride. Nice looking bike though. Makes me want to put my risers back on and wrap them.

That turned out nicely.

I am jealous of your weather.

the saddle isn’t parmanent . . . it’s a bell i got from walmart awhile back. i didn’t want to buy her somehting that wasn’t comfortable so i figured i’d wait until we could go try some out. handle bar height may change. i’m pretty happy about how the handle bars look. we also need to get a helmet. she’s excited to have a bike now.

more wife/gf bikes welcome

I got a text from the girl today “Someone came all over Seattle!”
I thought of you tarckee.

[quote=“bold”]I got a text from the girl today “Someone came all over Seattle!”
I thought of you tarckee.[/quote]

Uhhh… Thanks?

[quote=“tarckeemoon”][quote=“bold”]I got a text from the girl today “Someone came all over Seattle!”
I thought of you tarckee.[/quote]

Uhhh… Thanks?[/quote]
lol ya i thought it was gross too.
merry xmas.

My old lady rides an aluminum giant sedona with leopard grips.
Its usually pulling a chariot kiddie trailer.

did you paint “honey” on that bike?

yeah. i sprayed a paint into a bottle cap and then used a paint brush to write it out. . . . i know janky as hell lol

oh it says “Honey B” it’s the meaning of her name

You’ve did great with the pant job it’s nice that a cheap frame can turn out nicely, i hope she’ll like it.