true confessions (but mostly stealth braggin')

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(Don’t bait this jackass, I told myself.)

I don’t take good enough care of my wife’s bike. Last time I changed her brake pads they were very nearly gone. I felt like a real asshole.

i don’t carry any tools with me when i mountainbike

[quote=zooktruck]I haven’t washed my clothes in about three months.
I could get better grades this semester but I just don’t feel like it.
I hate what the fixed gear has come to represent but I still love riding. I’m getting a lighter geared bike, but I’m scared I won’t like that.[/quote]

everything but the clothes.

I take pretty good care of wife bike, but that isnt’ too tough because it rarely gets used.

I also feel like I’ve unintentionally forced cycling onto the wife. I still can’t tell if she enjoys it or not, and she hardly ever rides unless I suggest it. It kind of makes me feel like an ass because I don’t want her to do something that she doesn’t want to do.

i have an expensive carbon aero wheel in the front and i’m slow as shit.

i trackstand at every light.

i’m not over tarck.

i can’t ride further than a block without a full set of tools and two u-locks.

i don’t know if my interest in cyclocross is a passing thing or real. i kind of want to start racing bmx again but cx could be rad as fuck.

this.
maybe cause if i needed to do a trail repair, i wouldn’t mind walking back though the woods/mountains- kinda just be like hiking, whereas walking along a roadside pushing/carrying a road bike i’d feel like a jackass.

i have a half-stripped frame in the closet that i promised to build up for my girlfriend over a year ago.

[quote=tom]i went from this 2008

to this 2009

also, i really want a cross check because of this forum

next year im doing a triathlon[/quote]

Post of the month.

I’ve spent three days on a tarck bike in the last year and a half. After watching some fixed gear videos the other day, I expressed my wish to build another tarck bike for no other reason than to “take my scene back”. I don’t even know what that means, but it expresses exactly how I feel.

I’ve had the same chain and cassette on my road bike for over a year of daily riding.

I tried to find pictures of my dream bikes to post in the dream bikes thread but after an hour of searching I realized that the Merckx, the Giant, the Gios and my Fuji Touring are my dream bikes. I just don’t have the money to build/restore them like they deserve.

i pick my nose when no one is looking

i pick my butt when no one is looking

i also pick bonechilling’s butt when noone is looking.

nowadays if i can get in two rides a week i’m doing good.

i’m scared to go on the weekend morning ride i used to go on because i’m worried i’m to out of shape.

[quote=crushkilldestroy]
I also feel like I’ve unintentionally forced cycling onto the wife. I still can’t tell if she enjoys it or not, and she hardly ever rides unless I suggest it. It kind of makes me feel like an ass because I don’t want her to do something that she doesn’t want to do.[/quote]

i know how u feel. we took our bikes up to chicago and i felt bad because she had never ridden in traffic and and was having all kinds of issues. Later on i caught her actually having fun, but i hate that feeling that someone is only doing something because i want them to. i think she would enjoy it more if we didn’t live where we do and it was easier to use a bike for casual transportation.

I shower maybe once a week maybe every 2 weeks.

I can’t believe you guys are making a big deal about wearing a pair of pants for a week. My work jeans get worn for around a month between washes, and my nice stuff even longer. Wipe your butt and you won’t have to worry about your pants stinking like poo.

I pick my nose in public

i don’t dig around endlessly in public, but yeah, i’ll clear a boog or two out even in public, just try to be discreet about it.