i’ll start!
selling this:
wat
u a dum dum
You’re a dumdum for that one.
edit: wtf jordan sniped me
lending my bmx bike to a drug dealer.
“Figuring out” what size bike I rode by buying several rather than just plunking the money down for a proper fit. Oh well. I learned a lot.
yup and it was my size 
i also got it for like $250
Did you make a good profit on the deal at least?
WATWATWAT
i made like a $50 profit.
I was stupid. (really stupid)
edit: SOMEONE ELSE POST SOMETHING STUPID THEY DID
this.
thinking that I could just use duct tape as a shim from 25.6 to 26.00mm.
PS: You can’t.
Rounding out hex axle bolts.
Getting hit by a car and breaking my left hand and right wrist.
Not racing my bicycle 2 years ago as much as I am now when I got it.
spending a substantial assload of money and shipping my tarck bike out to fucking germany where i’m surrounded by a bunch of awesome cheap european townies that myself and this entire forum would collectively nut to.
BEING FRIENDS WITH ALL OF YOU
letting white folks work on my bike
LOL JK
Yeah c’mon Mina. Or is it Madeline? I’m confused.
ALSO, ITT: Power Bottom confirms once again that he’s a fucking moron because that Pinarello is a motherfucking dream bike.
i was named after my great grandmother but cos born boy named max instead of mina, so took mina, but my mom had issue cos grieving, so took madeline instead
cool story yo
Do you still have that bag you made with the little dudes on it and on each dude was a letter and all the letters spelled out “IDIOTS”?
Cause I’ll buy that shit right now.