Ran out of spit on the ride in this morning due to all the bad drivers.
having removed a mirror in a similar manner late last year i have to say it was very satisfying.
Hoo baby! I’m gonna generate so much income for the city!
First time in a bike in two months. I rode 5miles total all on neighborhood greenways and trails. Stopped a guy who really wanted to blow through a stop sign perpendicular to the greenway and got scoffed at by a woman with a reactive dog who I kindly stopped well away from and asked what she wanted to do…. Apparently she wanted me to just… not be on the trail.
parked at the airport today and obviously this big truck decided to completely ignore any lines. yes I’m aware it’s snowy. but we still don’t park all crooked. the lines don’t move when it snows.
he’s going to have a great time when he gets back to his truck because i did this
A bigass truck did the opposite to this Merc SUV in the hospital parking lot.
Across the pond, this guy must be a LFGSS bretheren:
First day back on the bike in like two weeks and didn’t even get out of the neighborhood before a jackass pulled out (going forward) from his driveway and cut me off. Wondering if he’d appreciate an anonymous gift of a couple of tons of gravel dropped at the entrance of the driveway to his flag lot.
chip drop!
I did not have “purposely hit by firefighter in fireturck” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are.
I filtered between two trucks inbetween the bike lane/car lane outside the station and I guess the driver didn’t like it. he waved me over to yell at me and tell me that i have to “get out of the bike lane/walk my bike/watch for traffic” etc etc and then when I was still in front of the truck he used it to push me out of the street and onto the sidewalk.
Were the lights flashing
no lights no sirens. probably on the way to get coffee or going around the block to put the trucks back inside. they were unhurried enough to wave me over to yell at me.
Yeah do I legally have to yield to a fire engine if the lights and sirens are off or is it the other way around - you know, as a vulnerable road user
probably on their way to beat their wives and get DUIs. they got stuff to do, get out the way.
they did not ask me to or indicate that they needed me to move, just yell yell yell then hit with truck
hit them back
with a complaint to the chief
Guess we are writing a song called fuck the fire department
had some cops park in a no parking zone outside my kid’s school during pickup time, blocking lines-of-sight for the crossing. Sent pics to the local cop shop and get them reprimanded. Feels good.
when i got home i asked my wife, “can you believe i got hit by a firetruck??”
and she just said “yes”
To be fair, I also think that



