Post your Dirty Jumper

Brace yourself fixiebro.

tbird has streetcred cos used to mess etc. etc.

aw, c’mon, you can have a sweet fixie and not be a fixie bro. i know as a group we’ve for the most part moved on past fixed gears, but are we anti-fixed gear now?

I’m pro anything that involves wearing bandanas like a bank robber.

somewhere, either in heaven or possibly japan, mr. shiromoto is looking down on his bike and simling

Lol, Internet is excellent for shit talking to strangers. The bandana is actually a scarf and I’m FAR from a fixiebro. Ya see, there are some people who were into track bikes and such before it went apeshit back in 2008-10.

The Affinity is far from a pursuit bike. It’s got townie bars cause townie bars are fucking awesome I fucking hate risers and I have a Sturmey S3X I built up that I’ve yet to install, cause it’s gonna be a 3spd fixed townie cause 3 gears and a fixed drivetrain are amazing. My other bike is a Six13, my other, other bike is an Electra Townie 3 speed cruiser, and my other, other, other bike is a 1x9 Gary Fisher Rail Super.

And as Viking pointed out, I’ve got teh-used-to-mess-in-but-still-live-in-and-was-raised-in-the-fuckin-hood-NYC-street-cred. So I’ll beat you in an alleycat then steal your bike for shits and giggles. Please fuck off with any further tarckhate, I’m not the one.

The fact that such a statement would even have to be said shows a lot. Its the reason why this site has an internet wrap for it’s hipsterfag snoot-trend elitist shit full of assumption ready dickfucks. It’s retarded cause we all have one thing in common… bikes. Even when this place first popped up this nonsense started. grow the fuck up. Ride more, ridicule less.

Sweet vocabulary, bro.

I was into tenderholes before they were tender

lulz

Really?

Anyway, tarck these days is pretty equal opportunity with its hate.

yeah, especially all these roadies with their skinny tires and stretchy pants. Also, that pursuit bike with townie bars looks ridiculous, not because it’s some fixed gear but because of the hilarious tt downslope.

the hates not genuine, it’s to weed out turdlingers. I guess it’s been a while for you, but tarck isn’t about being elitist, it’s about not having five fucking threads on the front page asking about the best place to buy ourys. If baiting for bros causes a few casualties, were they ever really not bros?

Really?

Anyway, tarck these days is pretty equal opportunity with its hate.[/quote]

Yea, really, lol. It’s just an empty insult. Relax, I’m not homophobic if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s just I too am equal opportunity with the hate, in real life.

It’s been a while but it’s still the same, lol, and I never took part of it. I get it and I guess it works, but it isn’t cool. Poking fun/etc at people because they have a bike you don’t agree with or have dumb newbie questions isn’t cool, and there’s something wrong with you if you can’t see that. Even if it’s not genuine and all in fun, newbies don’t know that until they stick around here for a lil bit.

I guess I’m someone who thinks about others shoes too much, oh well.

Stop. Talking. Eat some dicks. I realize your stamp says you were around for a minute but this place is not the place you describe. You’re not new, you have no excuses.

BAN and make newguy account cuz you have newguy tenderhole.

Your bike sucks. It’s good you got a picture of the guy who was trying to steal it.

Natero, just out of curiosity, when’d you get your first fixie?

Tbird, thanks for stopping by.

Guess he never learned DGAF.

forget DGAF

he never even learned AYHSMB