Say it ain't so: The Assploded Bike Parts Picture Thread.

[bward1028]

bruise is now all the way from my waist to my knee and keeps growing. new bruises keep appearing on different body parts.

[Rusty_Piton]

Have you told this story somewhere? What happened? It seems like a horrible crash!

[BicyclePears]

Sup with your balls

[LASER_BEIGE]

Mayb see a doc?

[bward1028]

i went to the ER on sunday, no damage at all, just a big big bruise

[LASER_BEIGE]

I care about you and want to make sure you’re ok

[jame5on]

@LASER_BEIGE

I care about your balls and want to make sure your balls are ok

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[Crustradamus]

Nice, body did its job!

[BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS]

can we get a bruise update pic please?

[Crustradamus]

it’s on his onlyfans

[Shamp]

Only Slams

[jame5on]

we should chip in and get him one of those drones that follows you around and takes action shots

[bward1028]

@BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS

can we get a bruise update pic please?

[bward1028]

here’s a rendering of my balls:

[panda_heavy_metal]

That’s incredible.

[bward1028]

i can’t wait for the day when it wraps all the way around. only about an inch left

[cheese]

serious q, how’s your iron?

[bward1028]

you mean in general or currently?
right now it’s on the low side of normal because of all the blood where it’s not supposed to be, but usually it’s smack in the middle of the normal range.

[iwillbe]

you’re looking at it

[LASER_BEIGE]

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