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You need to get a light with a substantial standlight; at walking speed it might take longer to illuminate but it won’t flicker nearly as alarmingly.

And there’s nothing wrong with splicing in a switch so you can leave the light safely under the rack while still letting you do the light switch perversion

omg yes PLEASE

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I’ll take three stickers once you get them from the printers which is something I’d like for you to arrange

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gradient should be on a diagonal tho. and here we go

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I think it was based on an online review.

Yeah, the Bunch of Jerks part was. They had just a “What a Bunch of Jerks” shirt for a while. The JERKSx3 layout came from Manual For Speed (I think).

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Yes I will buy many of these

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Dyno light flashing when you’re walking your bike looks pro as fuck though

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Pretty sure this is the kind of music they play in hell

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not sure if really big saxophone or really teeny saxophonist

You’ll fit right in here, but you already knew that.

Fucking worst take I’ve ever read on Tarck go back to r/xbiking

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Disappointing that there are no new people today

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I had to resort to giving gf shit about her bike

That i built

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Shout out to the high quality new folx this week

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just walk faster if your dynamo light is flashing and it bothers you

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Or get a bike with a 20” dyno wheel

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I guess I’ll get started on swapping out my front wheel for one off a wheelbarrow, throwing my rear rack and panniers in the trash, attaching the upper portion of a shopping cart to the front of my bike, putting a forklift bag in the shopping cart, and I’ll finish it off by cutting off all my zip ties and have my light cables flap in the breeze. Bike nirvana, here I come.

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Now you’ve got it! Never stop dithering!

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