The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

this nearly sent dry rosé out of my nose

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Obviously I’m not going to change anything

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:colbert:

Tarck is not about what YOU think you should do with your bikes.

Hey, you guys have some great ideas. I’ll give you that.

FTFY

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fuck.

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Fuggin lawls

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Don’t worry, Nu Guy, they told me that 2006 called and wanted its spoke cards back. I laughed it off, but a week later the cards were gone - replaced with a newly minted snobbery.

Be cleansed in the burning shittalk, let it wash over and through you, until it becomes you.

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Its all good. I knew what I was signing up for.

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A bitchin mobile interface and read posts tracking so you can jump righ into a thread where you left off? Yeah. It’s cool.

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New guy would be great for the medium spicy thread

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He’s more of a chicken and rice guy with salt and maybe a shake or two of pepper.

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Yeah it’s pretty slick. But you need an account for that to work.

fucking murder over here

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it really pleases me enormously that we’ve stumbled upon this new line of hazing because now there’s almost no way for a nüüb to escape without drawing the ire of tarckbear.

Uh, just make an account and never post?

Now where’s the fun in that?

yeah cause you’re really pumping up the fun game right now

You guys are so mean