I only eat food.
I was more into coloring around my nose with the scented markers.
My coop grocery passes every health inspection every time, thankyouverymuch
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I’m here, I don’t know why. Braden told me I should join so I can get rid of a dumb Serotta road bike.
I have a Friendpoint and some other goofy shit but I mostly ride this stupid bike. It has a dyno and big tires but no fenders or brakes or a lot of other things that make sense:
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Weird garage door.
You spelled truck wrong in your username.
GTFO new person
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where are all these cities where y’all live where every house has a garage? Or this is just a part of y’all transitioning from dirtbags to suburban NIMBY’s but ones who ride bikes?
And nope, I did not.
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hot tip:
keep the Serotta, ditch the fixed gear hybrid.
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Nope. Serotta has never fit right, fixed gears are still fun, I don’t live in the suburbs with a garage door just yet.
(plus I have a different road bike that I actually enjoy riding).
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I don’t know what kinda commie ass country you’re from. I live in America, every house has a climate controlled garage to park my Ford Avalanche in.
Also:
Yea, there’s a ‘c’ in truck 
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I think you mean your Canyonero.
I’m not trying to spell “Truck”
So you bought a post-2000 serotta. Keep it, you can get about $500 for the head tube at a scrapyard if times are tight.
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Whatever, all I know is it’s big and black and the ladies at the Applebee’s bar love it when I rev the motor in the parking lot.
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I haven’t looked up serial number to get exact dates but nah it’s actually a pretty nice old lugged/fillet Colorado from the era with fastback stays and external routing on the tt.
Post that, and your other bikes so we may judge them.
I still regret not going to an Applebees outside of Baltimore that apparently had karaoke that got wild enough that people called it “Crunkabees”
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This is the roadie that actually feels nice to ride. Hopefully going back to 700 wheels via a dyno setup soon:
@balooon sorry, editing bc this forum system is weird and thinks I’m a bot I guess: I rad headfirst into some weird camera distortion.
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Careful you don’t poke an eye out with those fender stays.
They are carefully wrapped in a hastily-applied layer of electrical tape that will do absolutely nothing in the event of a problem, ty v much.
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I also have:
Serotta Max OS mtb bike from the early 90’s, currently putting a Romeo fork on to give me some braze-ons and the ability to put on a brake that actually slows the bike down when it’s wet out:
@Bootus the other thing the Romeo fork is gonna let me do is basket/rack/dynamo. The OG fork on this is like, true XC fork; not even a drilled crown. I’ve got a Wald on there since this picture, but it’s with the standard garbage Wald hardware.
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