“Excuse me sir, but I seem to have broken my bottom bracket spindle. Do you happen to be carrying a spare?”
You should have called the LBS and had them send you a strap via messenger, that would of shown that guy 
hark! a scout has reached the gates! BRINGING NEWS OF WAR!!!
BAM!! hella cheap doubles.
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BAM!! hella cheap doubles.[/quote]
thats actually not a bad idea!
5 stars!
best invention i ever came up with
You should spin your straps so the just say “christ.” It’d probably give you special riding powers.
This made me laugh purty hard. Oh, and the “Christ” thing totally works. I sanded the “ophe” off some old leather straps of mine and I could hardly handle it. So many special riding powers.
What Would Jesus Ride?
Sadly, the answer is probably a janky old conversion with no foot retention.
He’d ride the invisible bike…
Riding on water?
Jesus’ bare feet are SPD compatable.
I actually sold a beat up u-lock to some kid on the street one night. He needed to lock up to go check out some hip hop show. I went out and bought a new lock the next day and had money left over for an italian beef.
Oh, and I’m new here.
Welcome to sigville.
Hey, fuck you guy!
Where in chicago you at?
compared to recent 1st posts that was pretty lame. i’m gonna come back in 10min and i expect to see an awesome edit…
fuckin a.
I’m located somewhere in between Uptown Bikes and Johnny Sprockets.
and did i happen to mention that i upgraded locks and got a free sandwhich…
Yeah, I think you mentioned that.
That tiger kicks some serious ass too.
[quote=“lot_22”]fuckin a.
I’m located somewhere in between Uptown Bikes and Johnny Sprockets.
and did i happen to mention that i upgraded locks and got a free sandwhich…[/quote]
So you live on Broadway?