You're gunna hurt yourself: Carry Shit Olympics (aka the Cargo Bike thread)

That is the perfect item of clothing for performing a heist. Do the crime, flip the vest, toss the clipboard in a trash can and walk away undetected.

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When I was still able to ride in November I was rocking my GoFluo vest, but that thing is pretty sweet.

Hope to be back on the bike in another couple weeks. If my motor ever comes back from Grin I’ll even be back on the ebike

There are some cool gofluo vests

Had not heard about gofluo, glad somebody is still making photobomber gear

I’m sure someone’s child is still the right size
for one of these.

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take my money

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Sent to MIL, who watches the child:

Screenshot 2026-02-05 at 2.24.56 PM

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The answer is “why not?”

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babys fit so well under cars it would be a shame to not get them a way to bring the catalytic converters to the scrap yard.

patenting “my first angle grinder”

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I’ve also heard Ford fuel pumps fetch a price, too

Crowd sourcing the baby crime ring. Hell yeah!

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New swoop about to drop 24” front wheel with suspension. Dropper post. Di2 CUES shifting.

Can I please just get a fully acoustic version of that please. What the fuck. Auto shifting what the fuck.

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i’m just salty about the 24” wheel. i get it’s probably fine but c’mon I don’t need another wheelsize in my stable.

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the 24” wheel is the least of that bike’s problems. auto shifting?!?

and I say this as someone who owns a 24”wheel xtracycle

24" is no problem to me as long as Schwalbe makes marathons in that size. It’s all the electric bullshit that makes that thing a rolling misery.

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More new swoop details. $4500 msrp. There’s a video and such too. I for one think the idea of a wireless RD is great. I have no idea about this auto shift thing or if that can be disabled?

$750 off preorder coupon delivering March 31.

Auto shifting is possible a great idea TBH. When you think of this as a sort of runabout car replacement, it make sense. Not like anyone’s making manual transmission SUVs anymore. One less thing to think or worry about.

I’d guess xtracycle has kept the manual-shift ability intact.

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Wait a while and there will probably be some showing up on Upway for less than three bongs

Look at this cute little hauler

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