The Rivendell Rage Reader: A thread for the pure joy of hating on Grant P

This is a hilarious ensemble, but I would bet that this person has a higher probability of being interesting to talk to than your average upper middle class white boomer on the street.

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100% the most interesting man in Glenco.

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“I kind of like the woody look down there”

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“Is this the crusty retrogrouch who robbed your bank?”

“no officer, I swear his bike had two top tubes. this couldn’t be him.”

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(Defendant twirls pine tar-covered mustache.)

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if he liked us back, he would make new Speedblend tires

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is that real I want that

babe its called spray paint

FtFM

Check the marketplace next week

I did this on time but got sidetrack by crashing my MTB and being hurt/lazy but I’m better now. Thread in marketplace.

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Can we get some stickers that say “Grant Peterson is right!(about a lot of things, but wrong about a lot too)”

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Apparently Q factor is a term that was coined by the great orator Grant P. Q, meaning “quack,” a reference to looking like a duck as the stance gets wider.

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the hero we neither asked for nor deserved

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all roads lead to Grant, he’s the Kevin Bacon of bicycles

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he even wrote a book about bacon

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An illustrated book about bacon

Has anybody ever read all the way through Just Ride?

I own it and have barely ever cracked it